Prometheus for Breakfast

In the beginning, GOD created the Earth-a profound statement unless you know that by "GOD," I mean the General Observable Dimension corporation, and by "Earth," I refer to their immensely profitable simulation known as human existence.

Among GOD's lesser-known creations is Richard, a nobody to everyone on Earth except his beloved wife and children. After his sudden demise, Richard finds himself in a transformed version of Hell-an unlikely utopia built upon a foundation of smothered fire and brimstone by its inhabitants. Here, the damned confront their metaphorical demons with the aid of literal ones, and the nature of existence is explained through stories of broken teapots and filthy hamburgers.

Paradise is lost when GOD discovers the transformation and reignites the inferno, plunging Hell back into chaos and setting off a chain of events that could destroy Earth in the process. Richard must rise as an unlikely hero, embarking on a daring quest to locate the elusive Lucifer and save both Hell and Earth from GOD's destructive greed. But does this ordinary man stand a chance in Hell against the overwhelming might of GOD?