Tall Sewer

TALL SEWER is a collection of short stories, plays, celebrity interviews, nightmares, a 7th grade diary, and 1,000 other pieces of written work salvaged from the septic tank.

Reading TALL SEWER will not make you smarter, it will not make you a better person, you will not learn anything, if anything you might become dumber. Whatever the opposite of a self-help book is, this is it.

Designed for our declining attention spans and accelerating need for dopamine, TALL SEWER keeps the energy up with short chapters and an even shorter fuse. The perfect choice to read at the beach, on the toilet, or while driving a car.

"Brutally honest and relatable in many spots. The humor really comes through. Also kinda hot at some places. I got a b*ner reading this." -Adem Luz Rienspects, Author of Mixtape Hyperborea

"I love the book. I truly do. It was real and raw and truthful. We both know this is not for mass consumption." -Jack Karden, Author of Psycho City Blues