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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR MIND DECIDES TO PLAY JEDI MIND TRICKS ON YOU? CAN YOU TRUST YOURSELF? CAN YOU TRUST... ANYONE?
Meet Chloe: 31, single (almost), and teetering on the edge of a mental meltdown. She's been rejected from her dream job as a flight attendant because of her weight, her boyfriend is halfway out the door, and her friends? Well, they're partying without her. Things are bad. Like, "crying into a tub of ice cream while binge-watching reality TV" bad.
But when her beloved cat Anubis mysteriously vanishes, Chloe's fragile grip on reality completely snaps. Suddenly, she's seeing things, hearing voices, and questioning everything - including whether her fridge is judging her.
Then, during a breakdown-fueled walk through Central Park, she spots Anubis! Relief washes over her as she scoops him up, ready to fix her life one paw at a time. But... there's just one tiny problem: this isn't Anubis.
This "oops" catnapping spirals into a comedy of errors that lands Chloe on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list. How? Well, let's just say this cat's owner isn't your average pet lover. Now, Chloe's not just battling her inner demons; she's dodging federal agents, piecing together the truth, and trying to figure out whose cat she accidentally swiped.
Reality is weird, but Chloe's life? It's downright purr-fectly chaotic. Can she claw her way out of this mess? Or is she doomed to be the most unlikely criminal mastermind of all time?
