Because I Fucking Said So

"Because I F**king Said So should be required reading for all parents worldwide. . . a treasure trove of relatable moments that had me laughing out loud. . ."-Midwest Book Review "Parenting humor at its best."-San Francisco Book Review

"The author displays deft comic skill . . ."-Kirkus Reviews

Because all those internet parenting tips CAN be wrong.

When your little angel uttered that first, precious word, you ran scrambling for the camera. But it didn't take long for them to discover and then wield with abandon every parent's most feared word in the English language...

"WHYYYY!?"

"Why can't we stay?" "Why can't we go?" "Why not one more?" "Why not right now?" "Why, why, why...?"

This adult bedtime book is for the parent in your life who's gripping onto the last threads of their sanity.

Because when no answer is good enough... And the questions just won't stop... Only one response will do...

"BECAUSE I F**KING SAID SO!"

Irreverent, heartwarming, and snort-inducingly hilarious, Because I Fucking Said So is a rhyming picture book for adults that captures the essence of parenthood: A rollercoaster ride of joy and exhaustion, triumph and frustration, and ultimately, love.