My Name Is F-I-O-N-A

My Name is F-I-O-N-A and Other Short Stories by Patricia Webster Stewart includes outrageous opinions, intriguing insights, purely fiction, and odd behaviors perpetrated by family members and other unforgettable characters. A spunky unborn baby learns how to use Morse code to tell her parents her name is Fiona. In another purely fiction story, sit down in a bar on the shady outskirts of Memphis when Patricia steals a kiss from Elvis. Read on to see Patricia's patriotic camel Joe become belligerent when the President wants to send him to Afghanistan! Inspired by actual events, Patricia Stewart's essays reveal how she opened her heart and soul to help Hurricane Katrina-ravaged homeowners. She introduces you to Alicein (pronounced Allison) Wonderland who explains her hippie-inspired name and why she opened her Mockingbird Cafe in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi. On a more serious note, Negroes into the Schools will take you to a street corner in Little Rock, Arkansas to witness this turning point in Civil Rights history. You won't be able to put his book down until you've read the last word.