Brain Food for the Starved Mind

"Keen-eyed observer of the human condition, Tony LeHoven fills these pages with electric insights and bursts of hilarity. Original and inimitable." Elizabeth Rosner, bestselling author of Survivor Cafe, Blue Nude, Gravity, Electric City, and The Speed of Light. "Brain Food for the Starved Mind" is a bawdy one hundred seventy-seven page book. You can almost think of the content as kid stories for adults, but if you're going to almost think, why bother? The book is a collection of fifty micro stories, each one chock-full of meaning and claptrap. No matter if they're mostly one to three pages long, they all pack a wallop at the end. These tiny tales are as diverse as the stars you see in your head when you get knocked out by a baseball.

The author agrees with the above description however he wants to put in his two cents worth. Unfortunately he unwilling to give away any plot points so he's going to prattle on about the fonts in the book.

From the author "The body type has been lovingly struck in Adobe Garamond Pro and the headings rendered with American Captain. Good stuff that American Captain, plus the movie wasn't bad either. I designed and laid out the book with Adobe's Photoshop and InDesign then unwittingly swallowed a small cockroach that had snuck into my coffee cup."

Praise for "Brain Food for the Starved Mind"

"These stories are infectious" - Chris Jordan, MD

"Tony's shorts are always short, tight, flamboyant, and entertaining. His writing is brilliant too! I dare you not to think." - Michele Rundgren, Singer, Comedian, and Renaissance Woman

"This book sucks!" - Tony's first ex-wife

"Bitchin'!" - Tom Morey, Inventor