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This title is printed to order. This book may have been self-published. If so, we cannot guarantee the quality of the content. In the main most books will have gone through the editing process however some may not. We therefore suggest that you be aware of this before ordering this book. If in doubt check either the author or publisher’s details as we are unable to accept any returns unless they are faulty. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Butts, butts, butts, everywhere! Why do humans and elves have to be so tall!?
That's when she caught my eye. Hidden around the corner of the last pier in the harbor was one final option. Her sails were riddled with so much patchwork that little of the original sail remained. The boards of the hull had numerous repairs and obviously second-hand replacements. They were probably scavenged. It appeared to be held together by barnacles and bird droppings.
There was one little gem that stood out. Her name sparkled in mother-of-pearl lettering on her side with clearly legible and tasteful calligraphy. "The Dolphin's Tear". It looked like a good way to commit suicide, but also like it had seen a great many adventures.
I had a great feeling about this!
Top Notch Reviews!
"Don't buy it! That idiot author is trying to kill me!" -Glik
"Why ask me? I can't read." -Ruk
"Squeak!" -Tinky
"The author is a 'friend' so I was forced to read it...multiple times." -Rebecca
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This title is printed to order. This book may have been self-published. If so, we cannot guarantee the quality of the content. In the main most books will have gone through the editing process however some may not. We therefore suggest that you be aware of this before ordering this book. If in doubt check either the author or publisher’s details as we are unable to accept any returns unless they are faulty. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Butts, butts, butts, everywhere! Why do humans and elves have to be so tall!?
That's when she caught my eye. Hidden around the corner of the last pier in the harbor was one final option. Her sails were riddled with so much patchwork that little of the original sail remained. The boards of the hull had numerous repairs and obviously second-hand replacements. They were probably scavenged. It appeared to be held together by barnacles and bird droppings.
There was one little gem that stood out. Her name sparkled in mother-of-pearl lettering on her side with clearly legible and tasteful calligraphy. "The Dolphin's Tear". It looked like a good way to commit suicide, but also like it had seen a great many adventures.
I had a great feeling about this!
Top Notch Reviews!
"Don't buy it! That idiot author is trying to kill me!" -Glik
"Why ask me? I can't read." -Ruk
"Squeak!" -Tinky
"The author is a 'friend' so I was forced to read it...multiple times." -Rebecca