I’m Not The Main Character

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What are you doing? Don't click on this book. Go away. Go find a fantasy book or something. My book deals with the real world. No, it isn't one of those cool revelations about how the world works. I'm not gonna unlock new secrets to financial success or mental health. I'm not going to give you the secrets to becoming an alpha female or any crap like that. You don't want to read this.

Nothing in here is extraordinary. It's just my life. I'm not the main character and I'm not trying to be. Go read something else.

You'd have to be really bored or really bad at listening to advice if you read this.