Crapped Out

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CRAPPED OUT

For Jack Hannigan, the Golden Years are miserable. He's stuck in an Orlando old folks home surrounded by blowhard civilians. The retired FBI agent spends his days staring out his window giving serious thought to eating his gun.

When a depressed wheelchair-bound fat guy moves across the hall things perk up. The two men hate each other on sight. Jack is convinced the newcomer is Anthony Finelli, a South Philly mobster who is using the facility as a hideout. Everyone else is pretty sure Jack is losing it. So he decides to single-handedly take his neighbor out.

But whoever the fat man might be he is no shrinking violet. And so the nursing home wars begin. It's funny how plotting murder can give an old guy a new lease on life.