I don't belong to the house sir; but I spend most of my time in the coffee-room; write news politics and so forth and am always ready to do an honest gentleman service. If you have any friend you want to have praised or any enemy to be abused; any author you want to protect or to decry; 'tis but one guinea per paragraph: if you are desirous of cultivating any acquaintance for profit or pleasure sir I am your man.