Ready Player Me

If you're reading this you're a character in the "Earth" game. When Earth first released to the citizens of the Universe, it was fair. Anyone who joined had an equal chance at leveling up, but as the seasons continued, new Players struggled to crawl their characters out of the beginning stages. The Admins, throughout the recent history of the game, have tried to suppress different "Cheat Codes" from the majority of the population. A few Players successfully leaked cheat codes in the past to help characters level up. Due to poor communication technology, these characters relied on word of mouth to spread information. I've been working with the Admins long enough as an Intern to earn their trust to gain access to certain files that store cheat codes. If this book successfully reaches the public, it will be the most cheat codes ever released to empower the masses and create a more enjoyable playing experience for the most popular game in the Universe, The Earth game. If you want the Admins to keep my punishment minimal, do NOT read this. If you'd like to help make a difference in the Earth game, open this book and fix the world by leveling up. I wouldn't be mad if you did the latter. Get ready, Player.