The long of it? There's a flaming pyramid that's popped out of the ground in Fayetteville, Northern Carolina! You've got a mean king and queen that are puppeteers! You've got dummy mummies that are volunteers! They always obey and they love every single thing the king and queen have to say. Need a loan? How about a kidney stone? Can you hear the mummies moan? The king will screw you just to do you! They are the sort to abort and they all belong to the king's court. There's the Court Jester of Snakes who used an ouroboros to burn down the local pine forest! There's the Aunt of Medusa who will give you quilts of guilt just to smother your whole soul. There's an alien that crashed from drinking out of a well at Roswell? Such incidents in this family tree have even caused the devil to up and flee! That's because there is no morality in this mummified reality. The personalities are so screwed to be tattooed that they had to be secretly profiled from glyphs found in ancient pictures on old craggily cliffs! What can be surmised is that the dummy mummies will plot your imminent demise. And even when morphed into entrepreneurs their intentions are as impure as ancient camel manure. And it's funny how it's all about the money. Over THC infuse gene splicing and dicing we have a war on the moon! We have an obelisk that wants to know if sanity matters. We have the hottest of any ancient goddess that's now a spy who wants to know why before you scream and die! And we even have killer bees and blood on the filthy leaves. It's a story that no one can believe! So please just breathe. And then there are these Blue Thumpers and TV Heads and all of the insights they dare to uselessly shed. And we think they killed the noble clerk that exposed their terrorist phone network! Want more? Is Uncle Abacus still keeping up with the score? We can always ask the sphinx that thinks his armpits don't stink! And the king still thinks it's nuts to fly a ship through a solar prominence. How's that for psychological dominance? And if you get to be as confused as I am you will come to use that damn diagram.