When Beer Runs Go Bad...
Ever had one of those days where you're just trying to buy some beer for the guys, and suddenly you're fighting demon hordes alongside your favorite adult film star? No? Just Jason then.
Meet Jason - college student, beer run specialist, and newly minted owner of the Grievous Saeton, an ancient artifact with a twisted sense of humor. When his first wish accidentally summons adult film sensation Penny Tickles (yes, that's really her name), he learns the hard way that some fantasies are better left in incognito mode.
Now they're stuck together fighting hell's most persistent door-to-door salesmen, armed with nothing but alcohol-induced superpowers (his) and a literally smoking hot ability (hers). Add in Asterial, a snarky parademon who chose to be a cat because "it's more dignified," and a fallen priest who treats his RV better than most people treat their children, and you've got a recipe for supernatural chaos.
Can Jason save the world while maintaining a reasonable blood alcohol level? Will Penny's unique talents prove useful against forces of darkness, or just really awkward at family dinners? And why does everyone keep threatening to rip off specific body parts?
Beer Run is what happens when Supernatural meets The Hangover, with a dash of spicy romance thrown in for good measure. It's got everything: demon cats with attitude problems, holy men with questionable methods, and the world's most dangerous beer run. Plus, there's a love story in there somewhere... assuming they survive long enough to figure it out.
Warning: This book contains gratuitous demon violence, questionable life choices, and a cat who insists he's not actually a cat. Reader discretion is advised.
Perfect for fans of supernatural shenanigans who don't mind their apocalypses served with a side of snark and a shot of whiskey.
Remember: Saving the world is thirsty work.
