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THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.
My name's Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I'm mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.
Or at least that was the case.
Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Lucky me, because somehow my friends and I are the only chance the world has of stopping it.
The leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that's not even the worst of it. Our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust.
I'll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick a little bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.
The Mourning Woods, book three in the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series, is a hilarious adventure tale that will trample your funny bone like an angry moose.
If you're a fan of The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then you're in for a bloody good time with the Tome of Bill - the quintessential vampire comedy series.
