Your Honor, I Can Explain…

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Sometimes, things go wrong. Sometimes, they go very, very wrong. And then you're explaining to the judge where the contraband came from, why the goat is covered in peanut butter, and why the courtroom suddenly smells like a freshly fertilized field.

Your Honor, I Can Explain is a collection of 10 stories about when things went wrong. Really, really wrong. With the added bonus of a specific character in each story. The authors were required to include Andrew Spurgle, in any capacity they cared to, and make him gloriously incompetent.

Some of the stories are funny, some of them are scary, all of them are worth enjoying.