"John Harm, Private Detective. The Case of the Evil, Global Shadow Conspiracy". In this short novel, a detective novel parody, John Harm will embark upon the case of his career where nothing is what it seems and the twists and turns will make your head spin and John Harm will have to use all his private detective instincts to know what is true and what is not. How will John Harm solve the mystery of the evil, global shadow conspiracy? He's going to solve it the John Harm way. "Disgusticon the Transformer" is a novella, science fiction parody as well as a parody of NASA conspiracy theories. It is about the planet Xtrapolis whose only inhabitants are two warring factions of giant robots. Disgusticon is a member of the benevolent Shazzbot clan and he just knows he was meant to do something truly special. In "The Heist of the Century", a short story, Xavier Crane is trying to pull off that one final score that will get him out of the game so he can finally live the good life. He plans out every detail so that nothing could go wrong. The night of the heist arrives. But, how does it end up going? It, well, sort of goes to hell. In this special edition of the book there is also "Bonus Track: The Alternate Reality Normandy Beach Assault".