Andrew Manning, foul-mouthed, amoral and ruthless, has spent twenty years repackaging and reviving celebrities whose careers have been overshadowed by scandal, but now even his remarkable talents are about to be tested by some particularly dangerous characters...

Janey, pop music goddess, a celebrity with peculiarly vampire-like teeth and deeply disturbing eating habits that are about to be exposed by an ambitious young photographer. The Producer, a king in the world of entertainment and a serial abuser of hopeful young wannabe's. Shelley, singer and social media influencer, who's determined not just to blackmail her famous (and secretly gay) husband but also to utterly destroy him. Joey, a troubled reality TV star, desperate to hang on to his celebrity, even if it means slowly poisoning himself to death. Charlie, morbidly obese, murderous Mafiosi adviser to Janey, who asks Andrew to do something so disturbing that even he, a veteran of celebrity weirdness, is appalled.

Meanwhile, Johnny, Andrew's partner, begins a descent into "celebrity-induced psychosis." There are voices in his head, and they're telling him to kill celebrities.