The Vamps and I

One night, while walking at Savannah Beach, a teenager named Tony-Paul had an encounter with three sightseeing vampires.

That meeting evolved into this novel, highlighting episodes experienced by:

Marius, the elder brother. He can't understand why the woman he loves doesn't want to renew their affair. What does it matter if fifty years have passed since they last saw each other?

Isn't true love eternal?

Valerius, the younger brother, running from an arranged marriage into the arms of a woman he could really love. Problem is, she's human, all right to bite but not to marry.

What's a lovelorn vampire to do?

Cousin Timon, who thought marrying the author of the world's most famous vampire series was ironic but fun...until she wrote a novel proving the Undead exist. Now the leader of New Orleans' nosferatu has to do something about that tell-all book.

Stop the presses!

Join Tony-Paul de Vissage as he relates these stories of three hapless vampires and how they found love, lost it, found it again, and fought to keep it.