Dear Sir, You Shall Taste My Blistering Fury

Joanna Matheson has tickets to the biggest concert of the summer, but a failing science grade stands in the way of her fun. Fortunately, one last assignment can bump her up to a 'D'. Disaster strikes when her lab partner, Edgar, bails on their project. With her summer ruined, Jo decides to get even. She sends Ed a threatening note - Dear Sir, You Shall Taste My Blistering Fury - then sets to work thinking up some revenge. Unfortunately, someone else thinks faster. Thanks to a batch of bowel-bursting brownies, the school bake sale ends messily. Suspecting Jo is behind the criminal mischief, Ed gives the note to the police, and Jo is blamed for the student body's squirts. Now Jo must catch the real culprit or risk spending the summer in the county lock-up.

And if she can salvage her friendship with Edgar along the way? That would be icing on the... brownie.

A darkly comedic high school whodunit, Dear Sir, You Shall Taste My Blistering Fury is the debut novel from filmmaker Hezekiah Bennetts, with story contributions from his idiot brother, Caleb.