Major B.S. comes to the end of his Rope

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WHEN A STRANGE helicopter starts buzzing the shearing shed where he is housing 12 illegal immigrants, Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe jumps to conclusions.

Nothing new about that for this misogynistic, racist and clueless Englishman

If Major B.S. didn’t jump to wrong conclusions, he would never have accidentally have brought the illegal immigrants into the country in the first place!

This is a jagged satirical novel that drips with black humour and quirky characters.