Better Take Your Ass to Sleep

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Bedtime battles? Endless snack requests? One last question before lights out? Parents, we've all been there!

Better Take Your Ass to Sleep is a laugh-out-loud bedtime story that every tired parent and stubborn little one will relate to. With playful rhymes, charming illustrations, and just the right dose of humor and love, this book captures the nightly struggle of getting kids to sleep-while keeping it fun!

Follow a determined parent as they guide their child through bath time, bedtime prayers, and endless excuses-only to reach the inevitable conclusion: it's time to sleep!

???? Perfect for ages 3-7 (and parents who need a good laugh!)

???? Great as a bedtime read-aloud-soothing yet hilariously real

???? A must-have for parents who know the struggle of bedtime routines

If you've ever spent hours convincing a child to go to bed, this book is for you! Grab a copy and turn bedtime into a fun, lighthearted experience for the whole family.