The Dali Deception

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Dark, funny, effortlessly cool & utterly thrilling. Join Violet Winters as she pulls the heist of her life. Will she succeed or will she end up dead?

For one-woman crimewave Violet Winters, stealing is as natural as breathing. When she’s offered the heist of a lifetime, she barely hesitates before agreeing.

Unfortunately taking this job means returning to the city she once called home. And Kilchester is a city so rotten it hasn’t just spoiled the whole barrel, it’s turned the contents to cider and sold it to schoolchildren.

Which can mean only one thing… a smorgasbord of trouble.

Violet’s plan to steal a priceless masterpiece is… in her own words… ‘a masterpiece’ but can her crack team of misfits and ne'er do-wells use their diversely nefarious skills to bag the booty before the wheels come off?

Will they fall victim to Kilchester’s finest vertically-challenged psychopath, Violet’s vengeful yet strangely-magnetic ex-lover or just the general human cack-handedness that accompanies all truly brilliant plans?

Eat. Sleep. Steal. Repeat.Slick, funny and surreal, this fast-paced thriller will grab you by the scruff of the neck and hurl you into a criminal world like no other.