What makes human hearts (and other parts) beat faster? For some, it's other humans. For others, it's tentacled creatures from beyond time and space. In this frightful Dark collection of Cthulhu mythos-inspired romcom, nineteen stories and poems, part of a duology, we meet Cthulhu's wife and children, do some gardening with a wife at the end of the world, join a women's cult, honor the beloved dead, steal cursed furniture, hook up with Nyarlathotep, and get chased by some Dark Young in pursuit of true love. This Dark tome includes many beloved Mythos creatures and a host of new ones.

Contents:

"Cthulhu Family Dinner" by T.L. Guthrie "The Loveseat" by Robert Bose "Crustaceous Wishes and Dungeness Dreams" by John A. DeLaughter "Twerking for Jesus" by Bill McCormick "Gnarly Love" by Charles Montgomery "Theophany at Wall and Broad" by J.L. Royce "Full Moon Siren Song, or The Harmonic Analysis of the Tides Off an Unnamed Maine Coast" by Elizabeth Davis "Vuil Huis" by Agrimmeer Demolay "My Marriage or, A Cult Dedicated to a Perverse Fertility Goddess" by Joseph C. DiNallo "Cyloptorus" by David Kennedy "Brandy" by Alec Lownes "I Lost You to the Summer Wind" by John Opalenik "Shub-Niggurath's Shindig" by Nora B. Peevy "Emissary of Love" by Rob Smales "Mother's Blessings" by Ngo Binh Anh Khoa "The Gift of the Calamari" by Robert Dawson "The Birthday Party with a Thousand Young" by Andrew Leon Hudson "Hearts Synchronize" by M. Stern "You Can Still Have a Life" by D.A. Salvatore