In the late Spring of 1975, the residents of Das Kaiser Haus attended the coronation of their legendary Mortar King. More than three hundred years before, the founders of this secret place of forbidden pleasures had decided the Master of them all should be an insane monarch. Everyone had always treated this ancient prophecy as nothing but a joke, but for Mad Maxximillian it is about to become anything but funny. He will learn a painful lesson about the sacrifice expected of a supreme ruler when he discovers that in the brutal Das Kaiser Haus it is not good to be king. Mad Maxximillian should have already figured that out. After all nothing could be as uncomfortable as sitting on a throne made of stone.