Surprise! You’re a Vampire

Surprise! You're a Vampire-and Your Life Just Got Way More Interesting.

Charlie Blackwood wasn't expecting to wake up with purple hair, weird food cravings, and an invitation to vampire school-but here we are. With his new reality sinking in, Charlie meets Veda, an enthusiastic (if slightly over-the-top) tour guide to all things vampire.

Between dodging garlic myths, learning what really kills vampires (hint: it's cherries), and discovering his supernatural gifts, Charlie's got a lot to take in. But when you're balancing vampire life with human parents who can't know the truth, things are bound to get a little... complicated.

Can Charlie survive his first year as a fledgling vampire, or will his newbie mistakes make him an undead statistic?

Surprise! You're a Vampire is a hilarious and heartwarming middle-grade fantasy packed with quirky twists, vampire lore, and the chaos of discovering who you really are. Perfect for fans of Goosebumps and The Worst Witch, this story is a magical adventure about friendship, belonging, and accepting the unexpected.

Praise for Surprise! You're a Vampire: ?????????? "Delightfully funny and full of heart! A must-read for young readers who love vampires with a twist." ?????????? "My kids adored this book-charming, magical, and just the right amount of spooky!"

Step into the Mythiverse and discover a world where the supernatural is just another part of growing up.