Another Joke Book

These are jokes I've either read or have been told. I've compiled them all into this book IF YOUR PALM ITCHES YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOMETHING BUT IF YOU'RE CROTCH ITCHES YOU ALL READY HAVE IT

FREE MARRIAGE TIP DON'T ASK YOUR WIFE WHEN WILL DINNER BE READY WHILE SHE IS MOWING THE LAWN

BEST FRIENDS DON'T CARE IF YOUR HOUSE IS CLEAN THEY CARE IF YOU HAVE BEER

DURING A PROSTATE EXAM HE ASKED WHERE HE SHOULD PUT HIS PANTS BUT OVER THERE NEXT TO MINE IS NOT THE ANSWER HE WANTED TO HEAR

I've been married to my wife for 57 years. I want to thank God, my wife Karen, my daughter Autumn and my grandson Dakota.