Dinosaurs! The Tooth Fairy! Mutant Fairies! Other kinds of weird fairies... deviant gnomes, zombies, dorks, Christmas, artificial intelligence and robots-this book has it all! And whether you love her, or hate her, or like, really love to hate her-Cinderella "Cindy" Monroe is out to steal your heart, or at least a few quarts of your blood.

Collected for the first time ever (and finally!), in this chaos-and-insanity-drenched volume of wacky logic, borderline-deliriously-sweet animal friendships, and hacks and slashes to all forms of life and un-life alike, Cindy knows what your darkest fantasies are (no, no those!) and she brings them to death right before your eyes in the largest book we could bind!