The 250-Year-Old Bride

Every little girl dreams of her wedding day. It’s a day filled with love, family and friends, great music and dancing, beautiful flowers, gourmet food, and even some smoochie smoochie. And this little girl’s dream is no different…except that it’s a nightmare!

Horrified to learn that her father doesn’t plan to walk her down the aisle until she’s two hundred and fifty years old, the little girl attempts to imagine what her wedding day would look and sound like (if she could see or hear at all at that age). And it’s none too pretty! From the squeaks and creaks of her achy joints drowning out the band on the dance floor to the vat of makeup required to doll up that wrinkly skin, it’s gonna take a dream team to end this bride’s nightmare.