It’s Not Love till Someone Loses an Eye

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These poems let you eavesdrop on an intense lovers' dialogue at the table next to you, a dialogue completely unpredictable, comic and profound. They will refresh your views of love,

and of poetry, and will make you leave the restaurant full of wonder. You should put down your fork and listen.

• J.D. Scrimgeour, author of Banana Bread