This outrageously fun coloring book collects together for the first time Omarosa Manigault Newman’s biggest burns against her former employer President Donald J. Trump–all in her own words. A different cartoon Omarosa lobs each of these fiery verbal assaults at a defenseless POTUS while donning a different (yet equally stylish) outfit and hairdo, accessorized as the occasion dictates with bags, jewelry, hats, coats, gloves, and sunglasses.

As you drag your crayon across the page with your undersized hands, you’ll gasp with surprise at Omarosa’s revelations about the button Trump presses inside the wooden box on his desk. You’ll wonder at her disclosure about Trump’s suspicious method of safeguarding an important communication. You’ll raise your eyebrows at the perspicacity of her musings and assertions about her time in the cult of Trumpworld. Finally, you’ll leave wondering, what does diet soda have to do with any of this?