Older Guy

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TURNING EIGHTY

I can’t believe it, she said,

You can’t possibly be eighty.

She seemed truly shocked.
Most people seem surprised
(Or so they say) when they find out
How old I am, and I take
Their reactions as compliments.

It’s great when people tell you
You don’t look your age.
The only problem is that you are
Your age.