Short Stories, Turtle Jokes and Fun Facts. Guinness lives on a Turtle Sanctuary. Through his adventures and encounters with other turtles in the sanctuary he learns of hundreds of different species of turtles. He shares stories, jokes, and adventures with water, land, and sea turtles. He also learns about some of the largest, oldest and wildest turtles on the planet. This is his personal diary. Learn about turtles, from the mind of a turtle…