You’re Not a Fucking Bachelor Anymore

Do we understand what sharing space for the rest of your life really requires?What happens after you get married? After the wedding, after the honeymoon and you move in together? What happens when you combine assets, share space, need to make decisions, together and regard on another?My breaking point came when I ran out of the bathroom, naked, enraged and screaming nonsensically at my husband as to why he couldn’t put a roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper holder! Here I am, an educated person with a master’s degree, trying to debate logically about the function of a plastic roller and toilet paper! Like a lawyer, I’d provide endless, rational arguments for this simple task to no avail. In addition to toilet paper, we fought over mundane objects including, lint traps, the TV Remote, coffee, money and other routine responsibilities of daily living. The quarreling and disputes became ridiculous. When had we become so unreasonable? When had I become so irrational? This book is for anyone in a relationship or contemplating getting involved in one.