Oh, those horny gods. Over the last couple of millennia the prudes have emasculated and spayed them mercilessly. Here they are with all their sexual apparatus, their lust, their promiscuity, and their humor Here’s the real scoop on that lively Olympian bunch. Apollo will shag anything, including trees. And Jupiter, that naughty king of the gods, keeps turning himself into a bull to satisfy mortal girls who really believe that size matters. Do you know about the itch that Venus has between her lovely legs? Who can satisfy it? You might be surprised. Open this book and see for yourself what this promiscuous group of zany gods were up to in their day. You just might decide that religion can be fun again - if your gods happen to be Roman.