The Tale of Billy Carpenter & Smith’s Elastic Brace

You’re standing in the bookshop and this cover caught your eye, And you’re flicking through the pages, and you wonder Should I buy?
Take one more look and realise, this book is all you need,
To replace Dr Suess as your child’s favourite read And if there lingers any doubt, you have to rise above it, So, buy this book and take it home. Your kids are gonna love it.