Alan’s Lesswilling Chronicles

Since his wife left him for Chuck and the local Co-op closed down, Alas has stumbled through the uncharted waters of 21st century life. He still can't tell a vibrator from a can opener but he has successfully eradicated preserved lemons and canned artichokes from his cupboards and he now has a bucket list as well as a Dyson. He may not be as unhappy as he was but here's still plenty to tax him. Some familiar and some new faces are there to nudge him over the hurdles of fresh challenges and help him find answers to those questions that still haunt him from day to day: . Will he ever find a new cardigan at a price he's prepared to pay? . Was that really the last ever episode of Line of Duty? . Who in God's earth invented quinoa and how do you say it? . What happened to crimplene?

This is the second in the series, following on from the hugely sucessful first book, published last year, 'Alam's Lesswilling Chronicles: monologues from an unhappy man'.