From London Houseboat to Morecambe Mansion

From London Houseboat to Morecambe Mansion is the tale of a London couple old enough to know better. Their exploits were revealed in festive 'newsletters' to friends, who fell about laughing despite Christmas.

???????Fortunately, a few ragged newsletters have been unearthed for posterity by Mildred, a retired archivist. They were discovered in outside lavatories and local dog-baskets and presented here for your enjoyment. In 2016, after years spent rocking on the river Thames, our anti-heroes vacated their floating shed to stumble onto dry land. They were on an upward trajectory - to the wilds of windswept Morecambe Bay.