Lottie's just been dumped, or at least she thinks she has.With a university reunion looming she has nothing to show for the past ten years except a part-time job in her friend's plant shop and a jar of pickled gherkins. To console herself Lottie seeks solace in her favourite corner of the internet, a mysterious level-up life guru who preaches words of wisdom from the comfort of stunning exotic locations, and it's definitely cheaper than spending money on tarot readings.

With her big dick energy ex off travelling the world in search of the perfect veneers, Lottie finds herself sleeping in her brother's spare room until his chirpy Irish best friend shows up and she's forced to move out.

A tarot card reading steers her in the direction of an absurd panic purchase to impress her university peers.

Will Lottie learn to listen to herself instead of seeking validation from elsewhere? Or will she continue to plod along in a grumpy self-sabotaging haze forever? Will she learn to get along with her brother's best friend even though he's pinched her bed?

Let the spiral of events commence.

If you're a fan of Sophie Kinsella, CJ Morrow or Sophie Ranald, don't miss Lottie's witty, uplifting and poignant, feel-good journey.