How to Write Dinosaur Jokes: Anyone Can Write

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100 JOKES to enjoy and write!

Which Dinosaur has TEN eyes?

An Iiiiiiiiiicthyosaur!

Why did the Diplodocus NEVER have a bath?

Because he didn’t want to be ex-stinked!

‘Knock Knock!’

‘Who’s there?’

‘Dinosaur!’

‘Dinosaur who?’

‘No, Owls go 'Hoo’. Dinosaurs go

ROOOOAAAAARRGGH!!!‘

Including Knock Knocks, Silly Questions, Would You Rathers, and the newly invented Game of Jokes!!!

'This book is funnier than a fossil-hunter’s funnybone!!!’

Stan Cullimore, children’s author & ex-popstar (The Housemartins)

‘an absolute treat … this book is serious fun’

Dr Chloe Marshall, Professor of Psychology, Language and Education

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