This book presents a bizarre, erotic Euro Short in the vein of Lobster , written by a new French author who will be in the UK. Eating an ice cream will never be the same again. With her first novel, Sophie Jabes presents a fable on women’s fragile self-image and the old chestnut of being nice to please men. Deceptively simple, the story is in reality a twisted, melancholic, and darkly funny tale that its author takes through to an excessive conclusion. There is nothing wrong with Alice. She is attractive, even beautiful. All is well. One day she will meet her handsome prince. And then her father announces that as she is no Marilyn Monroe, she must be nice to men. Wounded right to the depths of her being, Alice starts to fill that emptiness with food: calzone and mozzarella, flavoured ice creams and chocolate tarts. Experiencing sex for the first time, she finds the man has left money. Is this what being nice means? Men come and go in her flat in Rome. They bear gifts of food, which she eats as she offers her body and her speciality: the ice cream cornet . Alice grows in size until she cannot move. For Fulvio and Flavio, escapees from the mental hospital, Alice prepares her last meal.