The greatest, funniest and most memorable phrases in hockey history: * I get paid for the practices. I’d play the games for nothing. Tim Horton, former Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman * When we’ve got the puck, they can’t score. Paul Coffey, former Edmonton Oilers forward * We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital. Brad Park, former Detroit Red Wings defenseman * Hockey players can walk on water. Unknown * How would you like a job where every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? Jacques Plante, former Montreal Canadiens goaltender * I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield, comedian * You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. Wayne Gretzky, The Great One * Remember, keep your stick on the ice. Steve Smith, a.k.a. Red Green * I’ve got nothing to say, and I’m only going to say it once! Floyd Smith, former Toronto Maple Leafs head coach * And many more.