Janet and Eddie are an ordinary couple, living a cosy life together, enjoying simple daily pleasures - bingo, TV, ketchup and dreams of a holiday at Butlins. The only thing missing is marriage itself; Eddie is unwilling while Janet nags him to tie the knot. Into this haven of faltering domestic bliss steps Roger, their new-found lodger. But the truth is that Roger has come looking for them - and so the nightmare begins. Paul Tucker’s third play was first performed at the Chelsea Centre Theatre in May 1999.