The Dog Owner’s Survival Guide: Hilarious Advice for Understanding the Pups and Downs of Life with Your Furry Four-Legged Friend

A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a dog parent
the perfect gift for any dog lover

You have the best dog in the world, it s true. But there s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a pup owner that you could do without. That smell they bring in when they ve rolled in fox poo. The nibble-marks on your furniture. Their fur stuck to absolutely every black item of clothing you own.

Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives
like giving them head-scritches and nose-boops every time they prove they re a good doggo at heart.

With pearls of wisdom like these, you ll be a pro dog parent in no time:

Remember to check the dog is in the room before blaming it for your fart

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a dog in possession of a healthy libido must be in want of a leg

Start working on your mental toughness
those puppy-dog eyes are enough to break even the iciest of hearts