Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 3: Are You Going to Heaven? The Red Morph or the Blue Morph? And What IS Mr. Bean?

Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 3: Are You Going to Heaven? The Red Morph or the Blue Morph? And What IS Mr. Bean?
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Andrews UK Limited
Country
United Kingdom
Published
26 March 2019
Pages
82
ISBN
9781789820430

Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 3: Are You Going to Heaven? The Red Morph or the Blue Morph? And What IS Mr. Bean?

Scott Tierney

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Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 3: Are You Going to Heaven? The Red Morph or the Blue Morph? And What IS Mr. Bean?

Pointless Conversations: Are you Going to Heaven?

In the seventh issue of the comic series all about the pointless, the good-natured (if slightly blasphemous… make that very blasphemous) jocularity continues as the conversation turns to 90s children’s film Dennis, cult horror Bad Biology and other such nonsense:

Would you chop-off your willy if it was a drugged-up killer?
Is watching Walter Matthau eat paint amusing? Who carries your luggage to heaven? Pedognomes…that’s right, PEDOGNOMES!

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Pointless Conversations: The Red Morph or the Blue Morph?

In the eighth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, it’s more of the same pop-culture pwning, with Indiana Jones 4, The Matrix, and other such tittles:

Morph genocide…it’s never funny, especially when Tony Hart screams himself to sleep at night (shame on you for laughing…*snigger*) Impromptu impressions of Indiana Jones 4 characters What happens when you take a poo… IN THE MATRIX? What would happen if you took both the red pill and blue pill at once?

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Pointless Conversations: What IS Mr. Bean?

Here we are at issue nine, and we come to a truly massive topic… What is Mr. Bean? It may sound like a daft question, but really, what is he? Where did he come from? Why is he here? Why is a grown man still sleeping with a teddy bear, if not for an acute mental illness? You need answers, you need to read Pointless Conversations: What is Mr. Bean? and I need to avoid a court case with Rowan Atkinson!

Should Mr. Bean be allowed to drive if he’s… urm… ‘brain-broken’? Why do we laugh at a handicapped man pouring boiling water into his mouth? Are we a sick and twisted people? What is that title sequence all about? Is Mr. Bean really from space, or a servant of God? Alternate opening titles…(for mature/unbalanced readers only)

In case you are in any doubt whatsoever, there is a whole boatload of (supposedly) mature content within these pages.

You have been warned…

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