Are you a clueless romantic? Do you stumble over every compliment you offer your loved one? Let’s be honest: you need to stop trying to be the dreamy, passionate lover you desire to be
it’ll never work. This book, packed with tongue-in-cheek quips and endearingly honest declarations of lukewarm love, is right up your street and the perfect gift to give to your other half (instead of that beautiful bouquet they’ll be expecting). KEY SELLING POINTS

Filled with tongue-in-cheek humour, this book is aimed at millennials who don’t quite know how to express their feelings towards their loved one.

The perfect gift for a loved one who prefers an alternative to romantic gestures, either for Valentine’s Day or just to show them that you hate them the least!