Johnny Depp Came To My Party is a collection of the witty, oh-so-down-to-earth, balladeering meanderings of a woman of a certain age! Valerie Turner began writing ditties when working in the NHS as a tribute to colleagues who were about to leave or retire. Now retired and restricted by health issues, Valerie continues to write about various aspects of life to keep her away from rubbish TV and biscuits! The delightful verses found within these pages are a snapshot of experiences, family members, pets and general observations. Te book is dedicated to the memory of Valerie’s late husband, Geoff, who was always supportive of her scribblings.