LOST?

Well, don t expect me to help you.

This is a book about

a MAZE!!! You fool!

An IMPENETRABLE MAZE!

The kind no readers have ever found their way out of.

Even I got lost inside this book and wasn t seen for months.

And the illustrator got lost too. But then he hasn t been on this planet for years.

WARNING TO ALL READERS!

This book contains:

A story that will truly amaze you.

Multiple paths! This is a book that can be read differently each time. Try reading only the even-numbered pages. Then read only the odd pages.

An emergency plan!! If you find you are totally lost in this book, with, don t give up. Just close the book, take off your clothes and run screaming to the nearest exit.

An ending! Yes, this story has a real ending but, unfortunately, I ve lost it. So if you happen to find it, could you please return it to me?

I haven t seen it for months.

Maybe I left it on a bus.

But I never travel on buses.

Maybe it s under the bed.

I don t have a bed.

Just a basket on the floor.

And a lump of rock for a pillow.

Maybe the dog ate it.