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LOST?
Well, don t expect me to help you.
This is a book about
a MAZE!!! You fool!
An IMPENETRABLE MAZE!
The kind no readers have ever found their way out of.
Even I got lost inside this book and wasn t seen for months.
And the illustrator got lost too. But then he hasn t been on this planet for years.
WARNING TO ALL READERS!
This book contains:
A story that will truly amaze you.
Multiple paths! This is a book that can be read differently each time. Try reading only the even-numbered pages. Then read only the odd pages.
An emergency plan!! If you find you are totally lost in this book, with, don t give up. Just close the book, take off your clothes and run screaming to the nearest exit.
An ending! Yes, this story has a real ending but, unfortunately, I ve lost it. So if you happen to find it, could you please return it to me?
I haven t seen it for months.
Maybe I left it on a bus.
But I never travel on buses.
Maybe it s under the bed.
I don t have a bed.
Just a basket on the floor.
And a lump of rock for a pillow.
Maybe the dog ate it.
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LOST?
Well, don t expect me to help you.
This is a book about
a MAZE!!! You fool!
An IMPENETRABLE MAZE!
The kind no readers have ever found their way out of.
Even I got lost inside this book and wasn t seen for months.
And the illustrator got lost too. But then he hasn t been on this planet for years.
WARNING TO ALL READERS!
This book contains:
A story that will truly amaze you.
Multiple paths! This is a book that can be read differently each time. Try reading only the even-numbered pages. Then read only the odd pages.
An emergency plan!! If you find you are totally lost in this book, with, don t give up. Just close the book, take off your clothes and run screaming to the nearest exit.
An ending! Yes, this story has a real ending but, unfortunately, I ve lost it. So if you happen to find it, could you please return it to me?
I haven t seen it for months.
Maybe I left it on a bus.
But I never travel on buses.
Maybe it s under the bed.
I don t have a bed.
Just a basket on the floor.
And a lump of rock for a pillow.
Maybe the dog ate it.