The Oaks On The Glen

Welcome to Your New Home!

Beautiful, modern, spacious units for lease with a 1 - 3 year agreement. Or you can look into our eternity rental agreement, it will only cost you your sanity or your soul. State-of-the-art appliances included in every unit, they rarely malfunction and cause permanent injury or death. The property includes a clubhouse for parties, 2 large swimming pools, tennis courts, workout room, and our friendly yet oblivious to evil goings-on staff. Take a walk along our wooded path that leads into the terrifying unknown. Meet the neighbors, they are friendly although they may show up on your doorstep in the middle of the night completely unhinged.

So book a tour, then enjoy your stay in complete terror at The Oaks on the Glen. We have a unit waiting just for you.