Planetback Christmas Tales

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Santa Claus needs a smoke, Groucho has quit smoking, Mrs. Claus has the launch codes, an elf seeks love and Chinese food, and a Christmas Tree named Tommy Joe dares to live beyond the holidays.

This is the disturbing and urgent world of Planetback Christmas Tales - the only profanity-laced holiday book you and your family will ever need.