Crunchy and Good with Ketchup

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Take your tabletop game to the next level with this collection of puns, jokes, and one-liners.

I took my weapon to a wedding. It was my +1.

The best place to hit a Cleric is right in the temple.

A monk's favorite drink is punch.

Also included is an extensive list of Vicious Mockery lines for your bard to taunt your opponents.

Open up Crunchy and Good with Ketchup and watch your friends groan as you zing them with pithy humor and scathing one-liners. Keep a running tally of sighs and head shakes from the Dungeon Master. Be the life of the party at your next session (other than hit points, because they're always the life of the party).